开心一刻陪丈夫去买背心女导购员轻轻对我说好羡慕你…

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  小小的搞笑聊天记录:车站的西餐厅里,一对情侣在就餐,男生:“走吧,火车已经进站了。”女生没有吱声,男生笑笑:“送君千里终须一别嘛,走吧走吧。”“再等等。。。”“舍不得我啊?没事,过阵子我去。。。”“我还没吃饱。。。”

  小小的搞笑聊天记录:放假回来走进办公室,发现一同事呆滞地盯着未登录的电脑屏幕,挂牌料一句真言我问他“怎么了?”他说,“放假太久,密码忘了。”

  甲:“气死我啦!老师居然让我不及格。”乙:“哥们干啥生这么大气?凭啥老师得让你及格?”甲:“你不知道,我跟两女同学昨天去找老师啦!想求他高抬贵手。他对女同学说,你们谁亲我我就让谁过,我看那俩女的怪不好意思,就自告奋勇说:她们害羞让我来……”乙:“难怪你不及格……”????

  初中时,那是一个夏天,全班学生上课都很沉闷,老师正在台上鼓励大家积极提问发言。突然一个女生举手了说:老师,我可以问一个问题吗? 老师很欣慰道:这位同学,你请说。女同学就站起来环顾了四周一遍道:我的知音漫客这本书在谁手里!快还给我!那一刻,我仿佛看见了老师头上的黑线…

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